Category: Joke Board
Mike was walking past a pet shop one day and noticed a parrot in a cage hanging outside.
As he approached, the parrot said, "Hello. What's your name?"
"Mike," responded the young man.
Several days later, Mike again approached the pet shop. "Hello, Mike." said the parrot.
Mike was amazed, and decided to go inside and buy the bird. The clerk told him the parrot was not for sale.
"I really want that parrot," said Mike. "Name your own price."
The clerk saw an opportunity to make some money, so he told Mike, "I can't sell Polly because she belongs to the owner. But I can get you some of her eggs. They're $100 each, and you'll have to come back after hours so I can sneak them out to you."
Mike orders half a dozen eggs and agrees to come back later that night.
The clerk decides to gather a mixture of different eggs to increase the likelihood of having some of them hatch, and when Mike comes back that night - he sells him the 6 eggs.
A couple weeks later the eggs hatch - but instead of parrots, Mike has a baby chicken, turkey, duck, goose, owl, and a robin.
The following week he once again approaches the pet shop.
"Hello, Mike," says the parrot.
"Don't you talk to me, you slut." responds Mike. "You'd sleep with anything."
hahaaahaha
still laughing, though not out loud for fear of waking anyone up